We’ve all been there: Friday night at the bar and it’s packed. You’re looking to hook-up with one of the many lovely ladies in attendance. You strike up conversation with a couple and ultimately find yourself chatting up a woman one on one. You’re pretty sure it’s in the bag, but as she talks and begins to touch you excessively, you begin to realize that you’ve stumbled into bad territory. Instead of landing a sexy woman that’s interested in one night full of sexual escapades, you’ve found yourself a woman who’s looking for long-term or might-be-a-husband relationship material. It’s easy to be deceived; not every woman interested in a one night stand is easy to recognize at first sight. Lucky for you we’ve put together a list of things to watch out for when you’re scanning the ladies at the bar in order to avoid creepers.
The Loud One Who Over-Emphasizes
You know who we’re talking about. The woman who, even in the midst of a group of her friends in a crowded bar, manages to laugh so loudly that she draws the attention of everyone in the place. And she’s not drawing the good kind of attention, either. The looks people are giving her are of annoyance and amusement.
This type of woman also tends to over-emphasize everything she says and every movement she makes. She is overly fond of touching in order to make a statement. When it comes to the traditional female flirting techniques—hair tossing, eye batting, lip licking—she does each of them in excess to the point where it’s almost comical. If you manage to attract her attention or you make the mistake of approaching her first, look out. She’ll want everyone to know you’re with her and will likely conduct her half of your conversation at outdoor-voice volume for everyone else to hear.
The Overly Curious One
Within minutes of meeting you, this lady will be on her smartphone hunting you down on Facebook, Google+, and Twitter. She’ll be reading your status updates for the last month out loud and asking you about each of them. She’ll check out all your photos and quiz you about any girls that are in a picture with you. She’ll also send you a friend request almost instantly and hound you until you accept it. It’s pretty obvious why this type of woman is a creeper, but we’ll lay it out for you anyways. If she’s this nosy after just meeting you, imagine what she’d be like if you start to date her.