The rise of hipsters has been paralleled by few others in our modern day. Somehow they straddle the line between being attractive and being absurdly annoying. If you’re looking into trying to impress one of these ladies you’re going to have to have some information. Otherwise you’re going to end up looking like a fool. But if you can get in with a hipster girl then you’re going to have some hot nights ahead of you.
Talk to Her
Just like any other woman, hipsters love to be the one getting approached. The only difference with them is that they’re too snooty and proud to ever consider approaching you. It’s not exactly a secret, but many hipsters are living off of credit cards and don’t care to hold mainstream jobs. So when you step up and ask her if she wants a drink (or you can offer food, just don’t make it sound like you think she should gain some weight or something) and she’ll most likely take you up on it. If not for your conversation, then it will be for the booze that is offered. Even if she seems brooding and capable of scratching your eyes out it’s most likely a front that you should bypass to get to know this girl.
Hipsters pride themselves on their looks, no matter how hard they try to look like they don’t. Often they’re covered in tattoos, have faded band tees, and ride bikes. Tell her that her six-gear outside is cute and kind of sexy. Like her shirt? Then tell her so. The best compliment you can give her is on her tattoos. She’s worked hard for them and endured a lot of pain to get them. The only things to keep in mind are: when you reference them don’t call them “tats” or “ink”. All you’ll do is sound douchey and get a drink in your face. Next, when you do talk about them you get to look, but not touch. They are ink under the skin, not a 3D model that’s bumpy. When you touch without knowing her you’re saying that you think it’s okay to feel up a person when you just meet. Again, that falls under being creepy. Finally, this is a time to show off your knowledge. If you’re from the area and know some tattoo artists, bring them up and make some conversation.
To impress a hipster you don’t have to be a hipster. If you’re feeling nervous then don’t try to overcompensate by trying to out-knowledge her in the world of art of something. Talk about what you know and like to do. You might be really into pottery and make your own Legend of Zelda figurines. She’ll probably think that’s really cute if you bring it up. While some hipster girls want a guy who can argue all day about books no one else has ever heard, a majority of them actually just want a funny guy who is easy on the eyes.